1982년에 발매된 Het Goede Doel의 1집 9번 트랙에 수록된 곡입니다. 네덜란드 앨범 차트에서 1주(1983년 1월 29일 ~ 2월 4일)간 1위를 차지한 곡입니다. Het Goede Doel은 네덜란드 출신의 그룹으로, 그룹 이름은 영어로  'The Good Cause' 라고 합니다. 당연히 가사도 네덜란드어로 쓰여졌지만, 아래 가사는 편의상 영어로 번역한 것입니다.

<앨범 정보>
Henk Temming: 보컬, 키보드
Henk Westbroek: 노래
Sander van Herk: 기타, 기타 신디사이저
Stephan Wienjus: 베이스. 3, 5번 트랙; Dennis Ringeling
Hans Booseman: 타악기
Ronald Jongeneel: 키보드

(가사)
Where could I go? I can't go to Germany,
Can't go to Germany because people there are too strict
Where could I go? I can't go to Chile,
Can't go to Chile, because people there are so creepy

I don't want to live in Kuwait
Because Kuwait's too hot for me
As for America
Well, actually this country doesn't exist.

Where could I go? I don't want to go to Northern Ireland
Not to Northern Ireland, because places are always getting destroyed there
Where could I go? I can't go to China
I don't want to go to China, it's too crowded for me there.

I don't want to live in Scotland
Because Scotland is too wet for me
And the Soviet Union
Is simply too far away

Is there any life on Pluto?
Can you dance on the moon?
Is there, among the stars, any place
Where I could go?
Is there any life on Pluto?
Can you dance on the moon?
Is there, among the stars, any place
Where I could go?

Where could I go? I can't go to Cuba
I don't want to go to Cuba, because it's too nice there
Where could I go? I can't go to Poland
I don't want to go to Poland, things are going too well there.

I don't want to live in Lapland
Because Lapland's too cold for me
And I want to leave the Netherlands
Because it's getting too constrained there
  
I was doubtful about Belgium
Because everyone there laughs
I was doubtful about Belgium
Because their language sounds so sweet

I even struggled with my doubts
But I didn't take any risk
I was doubtful about Belgium
I even struggled with my doubts
But I didn't take any risk
I was doubtful about Belgium

Belgium
Belgium
Belgium
Belgium
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